Fact: I am going to die in the cinema while...
becausehiddles: BUT I WON’T DIE ALONE!
me: I am alone in the house
me: which means I can do
me: REBELLIOUS THINGS
me: /uses bathroom with door open
me: /sings at the top of lungs
me: /eats jam straight our of the jar
All I said to Mike one time was that “If we go to Orlais, I want a masquerade...– —David Gaider, from this interview with Thedas UK, via spicyshimmy That sound you hear was a thousand fanfic writers squealing as one. (via flutiebear) BITCH PLEASE. Masquerade ball in Orlais? WE did that before….like 4 years before the Blight. *insert hipster ohana pic her*
"How do you know all of this stuff?" "Uh......
Sherlock Holmes hasn't been this mainstream since...
Woman 1: "OMG did you read Mr. Holmes' new mystery yet!?!?!?"
Woman 2: "NO! I was out late harvesting grain or some shit I do in the 1800's so I didn't get to read it yet."
Woman 1: "OMG dude, put down your cow milking bucket and go read that shit RIGHT. NOW. It's so good."
Woman 2: "Okay okay! No spoilers! I'm leaving right now to get it. Milk my cow while I'm gone okay?"
Woman 1: "FINE. But only if you agree to talk about it after you're done reading so we can fangirl."
Woman 2: "DUH. Of COURSE. I'll brb. -picks up skirt and runs to store-"
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