divinethedivine: coconi: hussieslips: louiebonbon: let’s not forget that ‘fandom’ is ’fanatic domain’ shortened oh #oh #I thought it was like #a kingdom of fans #huh I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS. IT WILL ALWAYS BE A KINGDOM OF FANS IN MY HEART.
Why I Love My Mother
Politician at door: (blah blah blah)...and my strong commitment to traditional family values, as my wife of 28 years will attest.
Shade's mom: Sir, I don't care if you have orgies every Tuesday night so long as you get your job done.
Shade's mom: Also, if "traditional family values" is a sneaky way of saying "anti-gay marriage stance," you should know that my daughter is bisexual, and if I never get to cry at her wedding because some law you passed made her wedding illegal, I will personally see that your wife of 28 years has a lesbian awakening in time for you to discover the virtues of traditional divorce.
Politician: ...you have yourself a nice day, m'am.
I've realized that time of the month when I watch...
No, I don’t watch them when I’m on my period. But if I don’t watch them at least once monthly, it feels fucking weird.
Let's see how many marks we can get. Where are you...
Add one mark to your state
New Jersey: |
New York: ||
North Carolina: I
North Dakota: |
Rhode Island: |
Glorious Nippon: I
Bitch I'm from Canada why did you only include states: |||||
Bitch I'm from the Caribbean what are you talking about: |
Bitch I'm from Italy and there's nothing to add: |||||
Bitch I'm from Serbia do you even know where that is: I
Bitch I'm from Sweden where your IKEA furniture comes from: |
Bitch I'm from New Zealand where the Hobbits are from: |
Bitch I'm from Scotland where the Haggis are from: |||
Bitch I'm from Poland where vodka is from: ||||||||||
Bitch I'm from Hungary, some calls it Narnia: |||||
Bitch I'm from England, all we do is drink tea: |||||||
Bitch I'm from Germany where...oh fuck it: |||
Bitch I'm from Portugal where the Nando's cockerel comes from: |
Bitch I'm from Denmark can you spell Bacon: |
Perra I'm from Spain and it's not in Mexico: l|
Bitch I'm from Wales where all the sheep come from: II
Bitch I'm from Belgium where the Speculoos Cookie Butter comes from : |
Why the fuck are you excluding Australia you bag of dicks: |
putangina niyong lahat: ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Singapore where Instagram floods the facebook feeds: I
Thailand where we have smiles and ELEPHANTS: I
uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
theevildog replied to your post:9! Don’t go to Galway. Go somewhere nice! :P Sounds typical, but I also want to go to Dublin XD My brother was in Galway last year and he made me a bit jealous by all the things he’s told me but shhh don’t tell him. Any suggestion? :D
Anonymous asked: 9!
gwpe asked: 6 and 19!! :)
If Linnló was a real ship:
erasedcitizen2: “MY NAME IS NOT ALEXANDER SKARSGÅRD! STOP CALLING OUT HIS NAME!” “I WILL WHEN YOU WILL!!!” This is how we’d roll. We’d basically “get in the mood” by watching him on interviews or movies. Or hearing him talking Swedish. Or pics, pics are fine too.