smoshtasticbro:

I tried to scroll over this..

(Source: sinascheeeen)

warningdontreadthis:

Anastasia and Alexei Romanov. 

(Source: mugglesandmagic)

Irene: I'm going to start to watch Supernatural for the third time
Irene: I DO IT FOR YOU
Irene: and I thought "what if I start Doctor Who"
Irene: but I said, no that will be my birthday gift"

9gag:

Found this gem at a book store.

humansofnewyork:

“We’ve been best friends since 1967.”

This is an accurate picture of Irene and me in 40 years. But I’m not sure about who of them I am. 

A Thought on “Best Friends”

horribly-limited:

Being best friends with someone doesn’t mean that you Skype twice a week at a specific time every time.  It doesn’t mean that you text each other all the time, or call every Sunday night before you go to sleep. You don’t have to litter their Timelines or their Ask Boxes with inside jokes or half-hearted “I love you”s in an attempt to keep the relationship as strong as it used to be. 

Because if you really are best friends, you shouldn’t have to do any of that stuff to still be best friends.  And you shouldn’t be upset if your counterpart in this relationship doesn’t do those things - people have lives beyond one friendship, and real best friends realize and respect that.  Being best friends shouldn’t be work. It shouldn’t be hard. You shouldn’t feel threatened that the relationship is going to break just because your contact is somewhat lacking. 

Being best friends with someone means that even when you’re apart for months, or sometimes even years, and you don’t keep up constant contact, and you both get other friends, and interests, and your personalities change, you still come back together at some point and you act like nothing has changed. Because nothing has. You’re still best friends. And if you feel like you need to prove that to each other, then you obviously never were. 

Irene: I think I'm going to place a Christmas tree in my room.
Me: No. You place a Hanukkah tree.
Me: Christmas never happened. The Messiah is yet to come.
Irene: The whole New Gospel? LIES. BY THE ILLUMINATI
Irene: If I found a nice and cheap Hanukkiya I'd buy it. But the ones I've seen in Madrid are fucking expensive.
Me: MAKE ONE YOURSELF. THAT'S REAL DEVOTION.
Irene: WITH STICKS AND PAPER ROLLS.
Irene: LOOK ADONAI. LOOK WHAT I DO FOR YOU. I HOPE THIS COUNTS WHEN THE APOCALYPSES HAPPENS.
(...)
Me: HELLO ART MANIACS. TODAY WE'RE GOING TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE OUR OWN HANNUKKIYA.
Me: HANUKKAH IS NEAR AND WE'RE POOR. THAT'S OK. WE ONLY NEED PAPER ROLLS, AND ART ATTACK MIX.
Irene: No.
Irene: HANUKKAH IS NEAR AND EVEN THOUGH WE AREN'T POOR, WE'RE JEWISH.
Irene: SO WE'RE NOT GOING TO SPEND A CENT TO HONOUR OUR LORD AS THE CHOSEN PEOPLE WE ARE.

Irene: *codigo de descuento no funciona*
Irene: les voy a enviar un mail furibundo
Yo: HOYGAN
Yo: EL CODE NO FUNSIONA YO KIERO MIS CLOTHES
Irene: DENME LOS DRAIVERS
Me: JAJAJJJAJJA LES KIERO GRASIAS DE ANTREBRASO